Burn Trail Of The Week: Danity Kane/Diddy
Posted by nuTsie Guy Mon, 17 Mar 2008 20:36:00 GMT
Danity Kane, the all-female R&B group (and "stars" of MTV's Making The Band 4), are releasing their not-so-anticipated CD "Welcome To The Dollhouse" this week.How fitting that a CD released by 5 of Diddy's personal puppets references the fact that they are, themselves, both fake and plastic.
How many times can Diddy do this, really? I realize the right answer is probably "until he stops making boatloads of money for doing it", but I am asking on behalf of people who still prefer to music they enjoy to be written by the actual artist.
Diddy's show is responsible for (besides Danity Kane) bubble-gum boy band "O-Town", dysfunctional rap group "Da Band" , "Day26" (or as I like to call them: New Edition, Jr.) and "Donnie J.", a dude so lame he makes Lance Bass look like Jean Claude Van Damme in "Lionheart".
So, Puff Daddy, go back to your matching sweatsuits with Mase, making lackluster albums under your own name, and being a sidekick for someone who is clearly more talented than you. Do whatever you want, just stop using pretty faces and the young MTV demographic to make yourself rich(er).
