Burn Trail Of The Week: Soulja Boy
Posted by nuTsie Guy Mon, 03 Mar 2008 19:55:00 GMT
Ok, I know. Everyone loves that stupid Soulja Boy dance. Everyone knows it, has done it, and has taught it to someone else. NOW STOP IT. Soulja Boy is a sombrero and a shot of tequila away of being 2007's version of the "Macarena".
And what does Soulja Boy (real name DeAndre Ramone Way) follow up that musical gem with? A song called "YAHHH!", in which the Soulja Boy ditches school and growls "YAHHH, trick, YAHHH!" at hypothetical fans, music execs and "tricks" for the entire chorus. Brilliance.
I hope, for music's sake, that Soulja Boy's career has the same fate of Los Del Rio, and when we hear "Crank Dat" (which he said in this interview that it took him AN HOUR to make) or "YAHHH!" in 2012, we'll want to stab ourselves in the ear with the nearest sharp object. So, DeAndre, just retire early. No more collabs, no more cute dances, no more shitty music videos that remind me of those damn California Raisin commercials. Maybe a nice jail sentence is what you need. Run over a "trick" in the Bentley you don't deserve or something, just go away. Now. Please.
